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THE MIDDLE EAST COLLECTION
And Other Things...
SOLD - The Blessed Virgin and Her Womb Fruit. Size - Please contact me for that information.
SOLD - The Blessed Virgin. Size - approximately 19 x 15.
SOLD - FDR goes South of the Border in this mini nicho. Size - Approximately 12 x 10.
The Last Supper featuring Jesus and his disciples on top and some rock stars on the bottom. Size - approximately 18 x 10.
The Blessed Virgin and Holy Child with an army of angels. Size - approximately 20 x 11.
SOLD - Holy men on a mission with snake border. Size - approximately 18 x 11.
Tea for Two...pairs of animals enjoy their afternoon tea. This nicho is designed to stand up. Size - approximately 13 x 7.
Jesus buys movie tickets just like the rest of us. Size - approximately 15 x 11.
SOLD - Where was Jesus for those 3 days? Perhaps he went for a swim... Size - approximately 19 x 9.
SOLD - Jesus blesses the pigs among us. Size - approximately 20 x 11.
What if Mary had twins???? Size - approximately 15 x 9.
Jesus dances with the bugs. Size - please contact me for that information.
SOLD - Help is on the Way! Size - please contact me for that information.
SOLD - These are the Things I Pray For. Please contact me for size information.
SOLD - Jesus Rewards His Constituents. Size - please contact me for details.
SOLD - I Feel So Much Better Now. Size - 11 x 13.
I Don't Think This is What the Founding Fathers Had in Mind... Size - 9 1/2 x 16.
SOLD - Jesus Blesses the ICBMs... Size - 12 x 10.
SOLD - Jeezuz Blezzes the Cheezez...Please contact me for specifics about the size.
Mooooove over Christianity...Here's the New and Improved Monotheism. Size - 15 x 8.
SOLD - Jesus Welcomes the Mouse Princess to Cheese Heaven. Please contact me for specifics about the size.
Operator? Information?...Get Me Jesus on the Line. Size - 14 x 6.
SOLD - Donald, Shut Up and Listen to Your Better Angels! Size - 17 x 13.
SOLD - Let's all drink the Kool-Aid! Size - 16 x 10 x 7.
SOLD - Another Satisfied Customer. Size - 13.75 x 11.5
How Jesus Looked Before There Was Color. Size - 7 x 7 x 4.
SOLD - I Have a Very Good Brain. Size - 6 x 5 1/2 x 2.
Welcome Melania's Mom and Dad! Size - 13 1/2 x 4 x 2 1/2.
SOLD - Feliz Aniversario. Size - 12 x 8 x 5 (not including top and bottom fans).
SOLD - We're very worried... Size - 6 1/2 x 6 1/2.
Look out behind you, Saint Michael! Size - 12 1/2 x 13.
SOLD - Food of the God. Size - 14 x 7.
SOLD - Tooth Gnashing 101. Size - 14x 12.
SOLD - I No Longer Lift My Lamp/Free Flights to Central America! Size - 9 x 6.
Welcome to Another of Our Glorious Leader's Illuminating Press Conferences. Size - 11 x 7.
Well, God...Which Will It Be? Door #1? Door #2? or Door #3? - Size 12 x 11. (View with the doors ajar)
Second view of the same nicho, but with the doors mostly shut.
Second Coming. Size - 16.5 x 10.5.
SOLD - Space Tourism, Blessed Virgin Style. Size - 8.5 x 7.5.
St. Octopus and the Blessed Infant Debate Full-Immersion, Infant Baptism. Size - 9.5 x 9.5.
SOLD - The Baby Jesus is Enthralled by His Father's Creations. Size - 11 x 9.5.
Though She Found Herself in Mortal Danger, the Blessed Virgin Knew No Fear. Size - 6 x 10.5.
Jesus Will Never Wash His Hands of You. Size - 12 x 10.5.
SOLD - Streamlined Criteria. Size - 9 x 9.
A Liberal's Daily Bread. Size - 18 x 9.5.
SOLD - Jesus Blesses the Beverages. Size - 20 x 15.
SOLD - On Their Way to Bethlehem, the Wise Men Considered Swapping the Myrrh for Some Fresh Rainbow Trout. Size - 13.5 x 7.
Adrenochrome (1st view). Size - 8.5 x 4.
Adrenochrome (2nd view). Size - 8.5 x 4.
Adrenochrome (3rd view). Size - 8.5 x 4.
Adrenochrome (4th view). Size - 8.5 x 4.
SOLD - The Baby Jesus Goes for a Space Walk. Size - 9 x 6.5.
SOLD - Cowboy Angel Fiddles for His Doggies. Size - 8 x 7.
For the Second Year in a Row, Francis Beat Anthony in the Goldfish Race. Size - 13 x 11.
Timing contractions, 12/24/0. Size - 8 x 10.
SOLD - Cowboy angel. Size - 14 x 5.
When zombie lambs attack! Size - 17 x 11.
Jesus welcomes an early P.R.I.D.E. parade winding through Jerusalem. Size - 11 x 10.
SOLD - Hermes the Egyptian Mau says, "Meow." Size - 11 x 10.
Damn it. We followed the wrong star. Size - 11 x 10.
SOLD - Beefcake. Size - 17 x 10.
SOLD - Cowboy Dreams. Size - 17 x 14.
Jesus Rounds Up Some Errant Space Dogies. Size - 24 x 12.
SOLD - Jesus Tries to Convert Satan Over Tea. 16.5 x 10.5.
Sunday A.M. at the Drive In. Size - 8 x 14.
Jesus Explains: There are no Decomposers in Heaven. Size - 18 x 15.
The Young Democrats Club Sock Hop. Size - 20 x 11.
SOLD - Jumpin' Jesus. Size - 7 x 6.
Baby Jesus Frolics in the Overflowing Collection Basket. Size - 5 x 7.
SOLD - The Fallen Angels Bar. Size - 15 x 11.
SOLD - The Blessing of the books. Size - 9 x 4.
SOLD - Jesus H. Christ, Baby Juggler. Size - 16 x 6.
And the Winner is... Size - 20 x 12.
Jesus Goes Wedding Gift Shopping. Size - 13 x 8.5.
Who Needs Big Brother When God Has His Eye(s) on Us All the Time? Size - 13 x 6.5.
Apparently Even Angels Stomp on People of Color. Size - 12 x 8.
SOLD - The Holy Family Arrives at the Border. Size - 8 x 8.
For God's Sake! Size - 19 x 14 x 6.
Cleanliness is Next to... Size - 18 x 14 x 5.
After 3 Days in Hell Saving Souls, Jesus Ascended. Size - 15 x 5 x 3.
Jesus Saves and So Should You. Size - 13 x 15 x 5.
Stairway to Heaven. Size - 17 x 10 x 4.
SOLD - Jesus and Santa Form a Unified Front Against the War on Christmas. Size - 16 x 12 x 4.
The War on Christmas. Size - 17 x 13 x 4.
SOLD - Oh Come Let Us Adore Him. Size - 24 x 7 x 3.
At 6 Jesus Practiced with Fish. Loaves Came Later... Size - 25 x 25 x 5.
SOLD - Look to the Birds of the Air... Size 10 x 14 x 4.
Tropical Birds. Size 12 x 10 x 3.
Bet on Jesus. Size 12 x 8 x 2.
Less Armor More Amor. Size 14 x 14 x 4.
An Alternate Origin Story. Size 10 x 7 x 3.
Do You Reject the Evil of Glamour? Size 24 x 20 x 4.
Will the Real Easter Please Stand Up. Size 9 x 6 x 3.
SOLD Marshmallows: The Sine Qua Non of Camping. Size 24 x 4 x 3.
Jungle Jesus. Size - 10 x 7.5 x 3.
Jesus Counts to Be Sure He Has Enough Loaves and Fishes for His Guests. Size - 12 x 10 x 3.
The Prince of Peace. Size - 18 x 12 x 4.
Sometimes We Need More Than Prayers. Size - 14 x 8 x 5.
Rainbow Fish. Size - 20 x 20 x 2.
Good Shoes Are Even Important in Heaven. Size - 12 x 8 x 3.
SOLD Romulus and Remus and the She Shark of Rome. Size - 11 x 8 x 3.
Holy Manger Danger! Size - 15 x 4 x 13.
Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. Size - 15 x 11 x 9.
Put Another Candle On... Size - 13 x 5 x 5.
THE MIDDLE EAST COLLECTION
And Other Things...